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MOVE ALONG. . .

Nothing to see here. . . just stockpiling more exclamation points. . .

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PS: Twentieth blog post! Hooray! Please send congratulations to MY WALLET c/o MY HOUSE.

STOCKPILING

Between this and this and this, blogging could get insane this weekend. So I’m stockpiling exclamation points now.

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I’d advise other bloggers to do the same, before the government makes it a crime to hoard punctuation marks.

EXCLAMATION POINTS?

What’s the maximum number of exclamation points you can post to your blog in one day?

PERMALINKS

Some bloggy technical issues for the people who are already saying this is “the hottest new blog in fifty years” (ie, the people who write the ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICANNIA and the people who talk on the RADIO STATIONS).

Here’s the permalink for this blog:

http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/home.html

This permalink is so powerful, it covers every post ever posted on this blog.

By the way, any hot graffiti artists wanna tag that URL all over the city? Just say it’s part of a Mountain Dew marketing campaign. . . it’s all good. . .

By the way even more, once when I was giving a silly lecture to some graphic design MFA people, I came up with the best name for an underground graffiti artist:

Marge Spaceballs.

AS FAR AS I KNOW!

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Thank you, Tina Fey!

If “bitch is the new black,” the woman speaking in the above video might technically qualify as the comsological phenomenon known as dark matter.

MMM. . . DARK MATTER PIE. (“Intergalactic gas,” LOL, don’t eat too much or you might fart on a galaxy, ROTFLMAO, is that the Horsehead Nebula or are you just farty to see me, LOLOLOLOL)

PS: I LOVE BLOGGING. Oh my God, why aren’t more people doing this? This is fun.

JOHN McCAIN’S NEW FRIEND (NO, NOT HILLARY)

John McCain has been endorsed by Pastor John Hagee! Thank you, Jesus. I could listen to Hagee’s voice/words of wisdom all day.

I like it when Hagee calls the Catholic Church “The Great Whore.” It makes me giggle; I don’t know why. I also like it when he says “False Cult System.” Like I’ve always said, the only thing worse than a cult system is a false cult system. Because that means your whole cult system is totally fake.

I also have to say: I LOVE HOW FAT HE IS. Some guys just carry their weight well. Hagee is one of those guys. I think his booming voice justifies his enormous weight. (I’m referring to his physical and intellectual weight, of course.)

Check out the amazing wallpaper at the 1:00 mark. I’m headed out to Home Depot to see if they have it in stock! If they do, I’M GOING TO HAVE THE MOST INTENSE DINING ROOM IN NEW YORK STATE.

GIMME MY PROPERS!

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