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Thank you, Tina Fey!

If “bitch is the new black,” the woman speaking in the above video might technically qualify as the comsological phenomenon known as dark matter.

MMM. . . DARK MATTER PIE. (“Intergalactic gas,” LOL, don’t eat too much or you might fart on a galaxy, ROTFLMAO, is that the Horsehead Nebula or are you just farty to see me, LOLOLOLOL)

PS: I LOVE BLOGGING. Oh my God, why aren’t more people doing this? This is fun.