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MORE EXIT POLLS. . .

Am I the only one still reporting exit polls?

OH: O 20, C 80/67 M 30

TX: O 5.5, C 5.5 M 20.5000

VX: O 32, CC OO3

TJ MAXX: 5TO CC, 90LK

As always, insert one grain of salt into each eye before inserting these exit polls into your eyes.

LET THE RED PHONE OF FREEDOM RING!!!

Thank you, Ohio!

I knew you’d come through for me/Hillary/America. Let’s celebrate this great primary victory by sending all the Ohio voters to Iraq, a country it was wise to invade.

HOORAY! Operation Iraqi Freedom, I love you forever!

PS: Is that how you spell “Eleventh”?

PPS: Is this a “must-read” blog yet? I think we all know the answer to that question. . . and it rhymes with “DREFINITELY.”

ANOTHER EXIT POLL

UNC 44, FSU 32

(50% of the game reporting)

PS: Just to toot my own horn: This is my TENTH blog post! Yay for me! SEND ME YOUR MONEY ON THE PAYPAL.

HISTORY IS BEING MADE

Not that anyone cares, but I just set a new record: Four (now, five) blog posts in one day. And they said you couldn’t make history on the internet. . . GO CLINTON!!! I DEDICATE THIS RECORD-SETTING BLOG POST TO YOU! I WILL RE-POST IT AT 3 AM IN YOUR HONOR.

IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL “EIGHTH”?

Here are some of those exit polls I mentioned in my previous blog post ON MY BLOG:

OH: O 45, C 32 M 22

TX: O 23, C 55 M 20

VT: OC 45/22 CC: OO 33

TX 55 TTO: CC, 22 OOH: AHH

As always, take ‘em with a grain of salt.

HAVE YOU FASTENED YOUR BLOGBELTS?

(Careful you don’t get whiplash with all these posts!) Anyway, exit polls are coming out. . . looks like a close race. . . I hope Hillary Clinton wins the nomination. Why? BECAUSE I THINK THE IRAQ WAR WAS A GREAT IDEA!

OFF THE CHARTS!

Back-to-back blog posts! I told you it was gonna get heavy. . .

ON THE ROAD

Blogging will be light for the next few days. . .

NO IDEA

How do people do it? I have NO IDEA what to write about. I guess my favorite color is green. I like cauliflower. Maybe later today I’ll post a photograph of the calendar in my office. . . it’s a garden herbs calendar. . . I like looking at it. So sue me. See you next time!