BREAKING NEWS MUST CREDIT FLASHING SIRENS (c) 2008 MNFTIU POLLS, INC.

Here it is ladies and gentlemen: The largest poll I’ve ever commissioned. Call it “The Zogby Destroyer.”

I used more than 150 numbers for this poll, and the results are stunning. HOW CAN DEMS NOT WORRY WHEN THEY SEE THIS?

Here’s the baseline:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Nothing fancy, right? Good ol’ “1 thru 10,” we all love it. But watch what happens when we run the numbers . . .

25087409872549278 (KY)
659182734569875t6548659787459072608 (AZ)
95745082778917 (WV)
65487164592487613045 (SC)
786459162 (HI)
54937561 (NY)
93463945871634916548645 (NJ)
95762394587156238 (IL)
7634590178569847 (IA)
61776135876154978364 (OR)
53290786 (GA)
078562495786314 (AL)
598376 (ND)

Am I the only one seeing this?

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AND THEN . . .

25
30
23
102
24
96

WTF, are you kidding me? How will Obama overcome those numbers? How does he deal with a 25 sitting right on top of a 30, with a 23 breathing down its neck, not to mention that 102 sitting atop a fat, disgusting 24, which is doing everything it can do suppress that 96 at the bottom?!?

Stick a fork in the toast, ladies and gentlemen . . . it’s done.