EVERYBODY STEP THE FUCK OFF.
This kid wrote an arrangement of “The Suffering” for marching band, but his school is too small to pull it off, so he freakin’ programmed it into MIDI.
I would say the first, oh, ten seconds of this video could be looped and then bumped in a bangin’ system to great effect while you roll down the street. YOU COULD ROB A BANK TO THIS SHIT.
The part where it goes, “Toot-tweeet!” is fuckin’ off the hook.
No joke, this is the first time a MIDI file gave me goosebumps.
FANTASY TIME: What if we could get the bands from last week’s runner-up video to perform this arrangement in full battle mode? Forget about some dumb-ass bank bailout, I’d pay a trillion dollars to see that.
I swear to God this song could knock 99% of all other songs the fuck out. If I was some other song, trying to be all tough, I would not want to meet this song in a dark alley. Because it would roll right over me.
FRIDAY FACE-OFFS! MIDI GOOSEBUMPS, KID!!!