Energized!

Ezra Klein is one of the hottest bloggers on the scene. From what I can tell, he is a 20-year-old guy who is obsessed with health-care policy. Good on him. Also, sometimes he posts recipes for the type of cheap, crappy food twenty-somethings eat before they make millions of dollars as left-wing political cartoonists, like me.

(Of course, this blog will crush him and his blog. [Along with all other blogs.])

But for now, let’s enjoy this cool graph Mr. Klein produced:

(Sarah Palin said Alaska produces 20% of America’s domestic energy supply; it actually produces 3.5% of America’s domestic energy supply.)

LOL, right? The lady doesn’t know what she’s talking about, right? WRONG. Did you ever stop to consider that maybe that 3.5% statistic doesn’t include the INCREDIBLE ENERGY AND VITALITY PRODUCED BY SARAH PALIN HERSELF?!? And that if you factor in that energy, Alaska does indeed produce 20% of America’s domestic energy supply?

Busted! Ezra Klein, it’s past your bedtime. Time to hit the tanning bed; better luck next time.

YOUR BLOG HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CRUSHED BY MY BLOG.

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