Cross-border attacks in Pakistan. . . Tariq Ali is on the radio right now attributing it to my blog. . .

Worldwide financial meltdown. . . Alan Greenspan trying to pin the blame on me. . . nice try, old man, but it’s not my fault if Merrill Lynch can’t handle my blog. . .

It’s a new world, guys.

A few people have already noticed. (Comedy Central is, like, one of the hottest channels on basic cable, in case you don’t know.)

All I have to say is: You think things are off the hook right now? Wait until Friday. This blog is going to redefine “T.G.I.F.”