Okay gang, my blog has been live for about 24 hours. In that time, it has shot up to #1 on all the internet blog rankings. Google had to buy 10,000 new servers just to handle the search requests like “hottest new blog is mnftiu” and “mnftiu is hottest new blog.” Technorati just called — they were pissed — because apparently they’ve never seen rankings like my new blog is getting (i.e., ranking #1 with “Extreme extra rankings”). Also, Sun Microsystems offered to buy my blog for $500,000,000,000.

BUT GUESS WHAT? None of that matters to me. All that matters to me. . . is you! My loyal readers. You are the mooses with which I built my mighty moose-burger, which is this blog, which is why America is falling in love with me.

So, here’s my question: Who has checked my blog for updates the most? In the last 24 hours, has anyone checked my blog four times? What about five times? What about two times?

Lemme know. . . you might be headed for the mnftiu Hall of Fame!

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