This is the list you’ve been waiting for! Below are the TOP EIGHT YEARS OF THE 2000s:
8. 2009
7. 2001
6. TIE: 2000/2004
5. 2003
4. 2002
3. 2006
2. TIE: 2007/2008
1. 2005
This is the list you’ve been waiting for! Below are the TOP EIGHT YEARS OF THE 2000s:
8. 2009
7. 2001
6. TIE: 2000/2004
5. 2003
4. 2002
3. 2006
2. TIE: 2007/2008
1. 2005
MNFTIU.CC EXCLUSIVE! Nobody else has this list. The 2000s were a decade of dreams. Scientists who study dreams, known as dreamologists, say that this decade saw more dreams than any other decade in human history.
Here is the definitive list of the TOP TEN DREAMS OF THE DECADE ACCORDING TO SCIENTISTS:
10. Flying
9. In school with no pants
8. Car won’t start/stop
7. Yelling at Mom but she’s also somebody else
6. TIE: Osama bin Laden laughing / Everyone has the same color hair
5. Misc. cute animals
4. Teeth falling out
3. Toilet exploding
2. TIE: Trying to read weird magazine / Shirt too tight
1. Current events
Someday, when people talk about the 2000s, they’ll talk about all the great food we ate.
From ice cream to chicken fingers, we ate it all.
Here is the definitive list of the TOP TEN FOODS OF THE DECADE:
10. Ice cream
9. Spinach
8. Ethnic food
7. Potatoes
6. Freedom fries
5. Soup
4. Tomatoes
3. Beans
2. Spaghetti
1. Chicken fingers
From Sonic the Hedgehog to Wii Tennis, the 2000s will forever be remembered as the decade when everyone was playing video games.
Here are my picks for the TOP 10 VIDEO GAMES OF THE DECADE:
10. Fighting games
9. Flying games
8. Maze games
7. Phone games
6. Cute creature games
5. M.M.P.O.R.P.G. games (“Massive Multi-Player Online Role-Playing Game” games)
4. Puzzle games
3. First-person shooter games
2. Typing/Word games
1. Imitation sports
The 2000s were a unique decade for celebrities. From reality television to sex scandals to political controversy, we saw celebrities at their best– and worst.
Here is the definitive list of the most intriguing celebrities of the decade:
10. Actors
9. Politicians
8. International authors
7. Pop stars (female)
6. Religious leaders
5. Athletes (male)
4. Children who do strange things
3. TIE: Athletes (female) / Pop stars (male)
2. Reality show people
1. Actresses
From CGI to MTV, the 2000s saw an incredible growth in the movie-magic-making industry. Here are my picks for the TOP TEN MOVIES OF THE DECADE:
10. Action
9. Mystery/Thriller
8. Musical
7. Comedy
6. Documentary
5. Romantic/”Woman Films”
4. Horror
3. Indie
2. Animated
1. Drama
Here are the biggest economic stories of the 2000s:
10. Money
9. How much is your house worth?
8. 401(k)s
7. The stock market
6. Banks and how we all benefit when they do well
5. Stamp collecting
4. The new state quarter coins
3. The deficit
2. Lotteries and casinos
1. Online billpay
It’s that time of year, folks: Time to review the decade and summarize all its variegated glories and tragedies!
LIST #1: DECADE IN REVIEW: TRENDS
10. New cars
9. Computers and all the things they do
8. Countries fighting
7. Politics
6. MP3s
5. Cable news going so crazy
4. Space missions(?)
3. Y2K
2. Terror
1. Joe Lieberman, greatest hero of the decade.
When’s the last time you had fun on New Year’s Eve? When you were 11 years old? Me too. New Year’s Eve is a horrible holiday. Actually I’m not even sure it is a holiday. It’s more like a societally-mandated festival of frustrated expectations (kinda like this health-care bill, am I right or what people).
But this year will be different. Blog reader and cultural go-getter SM is organizing a massive show/party at 92nd St Y’s Tribeca location. (Tribeca is one of the hippest neighborhoods in New York.)
I’m performing some “ha-ha”-type material along with about 10,000 other performers. There will be live music and conceptual art(?) and all sorts of culture flying every which way!
Come to this fun show! I think there’s even a party with DJs and karaoke (YES) afterwards.
Performers Include:
David Rees (Get Your War On) (that’s me)
Emily Flake (Lulu Eight ball)
Lianne Smith
Marykate O’Neil
Cat Martino
Deborah Johnson light show/space transformation
The Psychasthenia Society’s Jon Keith Brunelle and Daniel Vatsky
Video from Patrick Borelli
Griffin Newman
Daisy Rosario
Tony Carnevale
Ed Illades
Louie Pearlman
Bob Acevedo
Shannon Manning
…and many more, including surprise guests!
Let’s do this! Let’s have a fun New Year’s Eve we can all feel good about.
Looks like our incumbent punchline won last week’s Punchline Poll handily.
Maybe too handily … 85% is a suspiciously strong showing for an incumbent in an election with three challengers. That’s like Saddam Hussein territory. I smelled a rat.
So I did a little digging and found this.
Should we call in the UN to monitor the next Punchline Poll?