I finally made a Facebook page for my business.

Here’s my recap of Big Brother, Week 2.

Hello everyone,

My friend Sam and I are hosting our TENTH COMEDY SHOW in Beacon this Saturday. To celebrate, we’ve invited three great NYC comedians who have performed in Beacon over the past couple years to return for an all-star blowout show:

– Andrea Rosen
– Tom Shillue
– Max Silvestri

Each of these performers is amazing; to have all three perform in one night is spectacular! (Especially for the low cost of $5.)

Anyway, if you live in the Hudson Valley, you owe it to yourself to attend this gig. If you live in NYC, you should rent a car or take the train and attend this gig. Basically, if you’re within five hours of Beacon NY, you should attend this gig. It will be “the stuff of which legends are made.”

Max Silvestri is not on this flyer, but he will be at the show!

Hello friends,

Here is a link to my recap of the season premiere of a reality show called Big Brother.

Thanks and have a nice day.

Hello again, friends.

Here is something silly I wrote for The Awl. It was inspired by Newt Gingrich’s $1-million line of credit at Tiffany.

Hello friends,

Tomorrow I’m hosting a special TRIPLE 7’s edition of LOLLYGAGGIN’. If you love to gamble and you love to win all the money at gambling, you should come to this comedy show.

Guests include Eugene Mirman, “Gwyneth Paltrow,” and other secret guests and surprises that are too hot for the internet.

Guys I’m in the wine store! Stop by if you want that wine!!!!!!!!
In honor of Independence Day, we are selling RED wine, WHITE wine, and I have on BLUE pants.

The Solid Sound Festival was lots of fun! Thanks to Wilco and John Hodgman for having me along.

One of the highlights was meeting a real-life falconer and his falcon!

Photo by Morgan Murphy

I asked the bird’s name and the falconer said something really tough: “He doesn’t have a name because he is not a pet.”

Solid Sound is a Wilco-related music fest in North Adams, MA this weekend. The comedy portion will be hosted by J. Hodgman and me (David). Guests include Eugene Mirman, Morgan Murphy, and Wyatt Cenac. You’re all invited! More info at the link …
http://solidsoundfestival.com/

Here it is: the final installment of RELATIONSHAPES.