Thank you, Ohio!

I knew you’d come through for me/Hillary/America. Let’s celebrate this great primary victory by sending all the Ohio voters to Iraq, a country it was wise to invade.

HOORAY! Operation Iraqi Freedom, I love you forever!

PS: Is that how you spell “Eleventh”?

PPS: Is this a “must-read” blog yet? I think we all know the answer to that question. . . and it rhymes with “DREFINITELY.”