Yearly Archives: 2010

Friday Face-Offs: “Use Somebody” – 8th Place

This is how you start a hot Friday Face-Offs. First ten seconds of this video? So exciting. Whetting your appetite. Getting you pumped. Getting you ready. Eric Stanley is about to rip it up.

Eyeglasses? ENGAGED. Violin? ACTIVATED. Viewers? READY TO ROCK.

My favorite moment is 0:15, where he’s trying not to betray how much he loves “Use Somebody” and how psyched he is to lay down some fat vio-riffage over the track. Look at him trying not to smile! Love it!

Friday Face-Offs is back! Get yr rosin ready!

Friday Face-Offs!!!

If it’s Friday, it must be time for

FRIDAY FACE-OFFS!

Welcome to the 22nd installment of an internet legend.

This week’s song is “Use Somebody” by Kings of Leon. Watch the original here:

This is a pretty good pop song. I think it won a Grammy a couple years ago, which is interesting, because so did “Beautiful Day” by U2, which has many rhythmic and structural and tonal similarities to “Use Somebody,” so what I’m saying is, if you’re really dead-set on winning a Grammy, you should write a song in this style (and if you win you have to thank MNFTIU in your acceptance speech), but the cool thing is, we don’t really care about winning Grammys, we care about watching Friday Face-Offs, so let’s get down to it, because this is gonna be one of the all-time hottest Friday Face-Offs!

Friday Face-Offs! Faces fallin’ off every which way.

PS: I need to warn you guys—this song will be stuck in your head like a muhr-fuhr-kuhr by the end of the day.

More Reader Feedback re: Friday Face-Offs

An email from reader EK shows he gets the spirit of FFO:

I have been contemplating writing this message since Friday night, after viewing and reading the Taylor Swift edition of Friday Face-Offs. Your sign-off at the end of the countdown (“And now, let us never speak of Taylor Swift again”) implies that you share my basic assessment of this song and its singer (“not so good, really”), but I believe that I apprehended what is beautiful about the FFO project: tapping into the joy that compels people to upload their renditions of these songs to the Internet.


Even the apparent narcissism of many Internet videos disappears, and their creators’ basic longing for sharing and connection is on display. FFO is not about Taylor Swift at all, but about humans reaching outward into the world.

Exact-a-mundo-lutely! Friday Face-Offs is a celebration of enthusiasm. Just like the old Pontiac ad says: “We build excitement!”

Readers Write RE: Friday Face-Offs

Last week’s Friday Face-Offs generated an enormous amount of reader mail. (Almost four emails!) Here’s a sampling:

From reader KG, an accusation:

It has gradually dawned on me that there is an insidious aspect to Friday Face-Offs that I can no longer deny. Essentially, you have created–whether intentionally or inadvertently–the greatest earworm delivery service known to man.


Being myself in the official “fuddy duddy” category, I have often never heard or even heard of some of the songs you feature in FFO. When I listen to the original song in your first FFO post, I often don’t care for the song. ‘This is something I would never listen to,” I say to myself. “This isn’t even a good song. Why would a minimum of 6 to 8 people even want to cover it?”


By the time I reach the winning entry, however, the song is firmly embedded in my psyche, and I find myself humming it for days. I have even been known to go to iTunes and download a copy for myself. You win this round, Rees …


Reader DM chimes in on the spirit of FFO:

On a straight-up note, I would like to say that I straight up love your humanism. To sully that praise with an awkward comparison, it reminds me of Parks and Recreations vs. The Office. Both have some satirical components, but Parks and Recreations seems to have an admiration and love for its characters/people whereas the Office so often just makes fun of things with cringe-inducing vulgarity. There’s a sweetness about your aesthetic of “glorified normality” that is refreshingly lovely in our age of saturation and cynicism.

Exactly! The whole point of Friday Face-Offs is to strike a blow against cynicism. It’s about leaning back and enjoying some jams!

Speaking of which, this week’s FFO is going to be a classic. I’ve picked a great song that lends itself to glorious interpretations.

Let’s talk soon on the internet.

Another Week

I just realized that we have another week. Let’s get to it!

Friday Face-Offs: “You Belong With Me” — WINNER!

TIME TO ROCK.

Get in your car and CRANK THIS and roll down the street and get more respect than you know what to do with.

Dude, did you hear that keyboard??? WHAT.

I promise if you listen to this from beginning to end, you will feel illegally high.

“Can’t you see / you belong with Friday Face-Offs!” FRIDAY FACE-OFFS!

And now, let us never speak of Taylor Swift again.

Have a great weekend.