Best Of 2008: Transplants

Did you hear about that whole face transplant thing? Did that blow your mind? Well, that wasn’t even the top transplant of 2008. Here are the TOP TRANSPLANTS OF 2008:

1. Foot Transplant
2. Five-Finger Discount Finger Transplant (this is where you shoplift someone’s fingers and transplant them onto your hand)
3. Lung Transplant
4. Face Transplant
5. Liver Transplant
6. Full-Body, Monkey-to-Human Transplant
7. Heart Transplant
8. Elbow Transplant
9. Hair Transplant
10. Transplant Transplant, a.k.a. “Hand-Me-Down Transplant”