FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

The latest MNFTIU poll commissioned by David Rees, the hottest new blogger on the scene, shows significant tightening in the widening spectrum of the closing data relative to the opening according to the latest numbers we found in the data when we ran the numbers.

Our new model has 270 beating 269 at least 1,000 times per p-value. (n = 2)

The toplines:

M: 25
O: 3
J: 60 (unbelievable numbers for mystery candidate J!)

For the true poll nerds, here’s the breakdown:

2345q3948579038
q234689789-7349
q45987345903847
250982000023508
2595885822–09-2
209580982039855

(Can you believe the 235 we’re seeing in 2350897? Unbelievable.)

Ladies and gentlemen, the race is officially NOT OVER.

Still awaiting the fax from my uncle, but in the meantime Dems should start worrying . . .