FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
The latest MNFTIU poll commissioned by David Rees, the hottest new blogger on the scene, shows significant tightening in the widening spectrum of the closing data relative to the opening according to the latest numbers we found in the data when we ran the numbers.
Our new model has 270 beating 269 at least 1,000 times per p-value. (n = 2)
J: 60 (unbelievable numbers for mystery candidate J!)
For the true poll nerds, here’s the breakdown:
(Can you believe the 235 we’re seeing in 2350897? Unbelievable.)
Ladies and gentlemen, the race is officially NOT OVER.
Still awaiting the fax from my uncle, but in the meantime Dems should start worrying . . .