CHICAGO, IL: I’m staying with my brother tonight before tomorrow’s ten-alarm jammer at Second City.

CLASSIC “BRO-DIALOGUE”:

ME: Can I use your computer to check my email? (And check TPM?)

MY LITTLE BROTHER: Sure.

ME: Dude, what if N.C. turns blue, we will freak out!

MLB: Hey, Mom said you had a blog or something?

ME: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT MY BLOG?!? You’re not checking my blog?!?

MLB: You never told me about it. How long have you had it?

ME: Wait — you’re not on my mailing list?

MLB: No.

ME: WTF!!!!! Do you know about the GYWO videos?

MLB: I saw them but I didn’t watch them.

(ME: Head explodes)

(WE SPEND THE NEXT TEN MINUTES WATCHING GYWO VIDEOS)

MLB: Umm . . . I don’t really like them.

ME: NEW LITTLE BROTHER, PLEASE!!!!!!!

BONUS: At some point during this conversation (MLB and I can’t remember exactly when), MLB deployed the phrase: “Seven years after you were relevant.” LOL, didn’t destroy me very hard with that one!!!

BROS FOR LIFE!!!!