CHICAGO, IL: I’m staying with my brother tonight before tomorrow’s ten-alarm jammer at Second City.
ME: Can I use your computer to check my email? (And check TPM?)
MY LITTLE BROTHER: Sure.
ME: Dude, what if N.C. turns blue, we will freak out!
MLB: Hey, Mom said you had a blog or something?
ME: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT MY BLOG?!? You’re not checking my blog?!?
MLB: You never told me about it. How long have you had it?
ME: Wait — you’re not on my mailing list?
ME: WTF!!!!! Do you know about the GYWO videos?
MLB: I saw them but I didn’t watch them.
(ME: Head explodes)
(WE SPEND THE NEXT TEN MINUTES WATCHING GYWO VIDEOS)
MLB: Umm . . . I don’t really like them.
ME: NEW LITTLE BROTHER, PLEASE!!!!!!!
BONUS: At some point during this conversation (MLB and I can’t remember exactly when), MLB deployed the phrase: “Seven years after you were relevant.” LOL, didn’t destroy me very hard with that one!!!
BROS FOR LIFE!!!!