You think this little dude sits at home hitting refresh on fivethirtyeight.com all day, watching polls and telling himself he doesn’t need to volunteer for the campaign because it’s looking good? You can’t be serious if you think that. This dude keeps it moving. Look how hard his legs are pumping!!!
He’s not gonna stop until they call the last state and that motherfucking map turns blue.
THIS IS HOW YOU WIN ELECTIONS.
YOU MOVE ON UP.
TOWARDS YOUR DESTINATION.
FRIDAY FACE-OFFS!!! KEEP IT MOVING!!!
See you Monday . . .