Also, We Should Give Paulson Some Extra Money Just For Being So Great
How about, after the bailout, when everything is back to normal and the crisis has passed, we all chip in and give Henry Paulson twenty billion dollars, as a thank-you gift? Just a way of saying, “We appreciate all you did to avert the crisis and for coming up with such a great bailout plan.”
We could present him with a gigantic oversized check.
LOL, what if, once the bailout plan goes through, they literally stage a ceremony on the White House lawn where Bush hands Paulson a big, fake check for “ONE TRILLION DOLLARS.”
You may LOL, but that would definitely be on the front page of every newspaper in the world the next morning:
“DOUCHEBAG PRESENTS LARGE CHECK TO BALD GUY”
- The London Times
“FAT BAILOUT GOIN’ DOWN ON WHITE HOUSE LAWN”
- The Frankfurt Daily Zeitmensch
“CHECKMATE! LOL, AMERICA ON THE EDGE”
- Osama bin Laden Podcast