Mitt Romney’s New Book

Mitt Romney’s new book is called “No Apology: The Case For American Sandwiches.”

(Wait … actually, that might be “No Apology: The Case For American Greatness.”)

Anyway, it sounds pretty good!

“[T]here can be no rational denial of the reality that America is a decidedly good nation,” writes Romney, or perhaps a third grader. “Therefore, it is good for America to be strong.”

I can’t wait to get my hands on this book and read it aloud on the bus in a very loud voice.

Oscar Nominees: Real?

Thanks to those readers who have sent links to the list of Oscar nominees. How do we know these are the actual nominees??? What if they’re not???

Oscar Nominees?

In preparation for Sunday’s Oscars, I’m looking for a list of all the nominees. Is this list publicized before the awards ceremony?

Oscars Liveblogging?

I’m gonna liveblog the Oscars if they’re televised. The Oscars, for those of you who have been living under a rock on Mars, are like the Olympics of Hollywood. They take place on Sunday night.

Like the Olympics, there will be an opening ceremony, multiple events, separate categories for men and women, and a huge, menacing flame that can never be extinguished.

Also, North Korea will not participate.