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Thanks to Fernando and Sarah for kicking so much butt!

Thanks to reader DM for this photo from Chicago …

Hello everyone!

Tomorrow afternoon they’re filming a talk show hosted by John Hodgman at the 168th St Armory in New York City. The guests will be Nick Mangold of the New York Jets and Sarah Vowell of the New York This-American-Lifes. Some amazing things are gonna happen that I can’t even talk about.

If you have tickets to this show I need to talk to you:

I’m doing an artisanal pencil sharpening demonstration as an audience warm-up. (I did a demo at a party on Friday night and sharpened over twenty pencils; it was intense with sweat flying every which way. Somebody almost spilled wine on my Dahle 166 premium sharpener.) I’d really appreciate it if one of you would bring a PENCIL WITH SENTIMENTAL VALUE AND AN INTERESTING BACKSTORY to the show. I want to arrange an authentic, emotional encounter between your pencil and my pencil sharpener; between your past and your future. I love sharpening pencils that have personal resonance for clients.

So, please, if you are coming to the show (and I should mention you need a ticket to come to the show), bring your favorite pencil!

Thanks,

David Rees
“Master Sharpener”

Thanks to everyone who came to last night’s comedy show. It was really fun. When our contestants got the ping-pong ball to stick to the peanut butter during “Imitation Minute to Win It,” I almost died from a joy overdose. Guy Fieri, I’m coming for your job so hard it’s not even funny.

If anyone from Greenpoint/Williamsburg wants to come the comedy show in Beacon tomorrow night, one of our friends is renting a Zipcar and has extra room. Email davidhart.org “at” gmail.com for details …

Hope to see you at the show!

If you like Minute to Win It, ie The Hottest TV Show In America, you should come to our comedy show on Saturday, 9/25 in Beacon NY. Just trust me.

BCRG Presents: Max Silvestri and Allison Silverman!
Hosted by Sam Anderson and David Rees
Hudson Valley Auctioneers
432 Main St.
Beacon, NY
8:00 PM / $5

Please, everyone come to this show. Max Silvestri is hilarious and Allison Silverman used to be the head writer for the Colbert Report. This show is gonna be off the hoof. Yes, that is a horse reference. I just found out that my friend bought a horse. “What a crazy world we live in.”

Sharpening a pencil for one of America’s premiere small business owners:

(Thanks to MH for the picture.)