I deployed a sincere, unironic LOL while watching this.

I think he reaches his “tipping point” after trying to stand up and getting yanked back by the microphone cord. Ugh, is there anything
more frustrating than having your range of motion compromised by some electronic cord entanglement?

Iron Man: Best claymation I’ve ever seen. 6 out of 10 stars. But maybe Robert Downey Jr. should dial down the
scenery-chewing setting on the ol’ iron suit.

Speed Racer Preview: I’ve already been in TWO FIGHTS with friends who think this movie looks cool. You gotta be kidding me. Fugeddaboutit. This movie
looks dumber than a doggy diaper. (ZING!) 1 out of 10 stars.

The Brave One: Jodie Foster plays Terry Gross playing Charles Bronson. Oh, boy. This was one of those movies where, as soon as it was over, I went on the
internet to try to understand why people gave it good reviews. Answer: PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. 3 out of 10 stars.

See The Light(?): The Martin Scorcese Rolling Stones concert film!!! YES!!! 10 out of 10 stars! I haven’t seen it (cardiologist said my heart probably couldn’t
handle how rockin’ it is), but I mean, come on: SCORCESE. THE STONES. Together at last, making history and JAMMING LIKE CRAAAZY! This is like Michelangelo making
a documentary about the Mona Lisa. . . we are talking about the masters of the game here. Baby boomers have given us so much. . . could this be their final gift???
“Start me up, you make a grown man cry!”

Young @ Heart: Nice documentary about senior citizens singing crazy rock music. 6 out of 10 stars. “Hey, is that John McCain?” LOL.