Iron Man: Best claymation I’ve ever seen. 6 out of 10 stars. But maybe Robert Downey Jr. should dial down the
scenery-chewing setting on the ol’ iron suit.
Speed Racer Preview: I’ve already been in TWO FIGHTS with friends who think this movie looks cool. You gotta be kidding me. Fugeddaboutit. This movie
looks dumber than a doggy diaper. (ZING!) 1 out of 10 stars.
The Brave One: Jodie Foster plays Terry Gross playing Charles Bronson. Oh, boy. This was one of those movies where, as soon as it was over, I went on the
internet to try to understand why people gave it good reviews. Answer: PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. 3 out of 10 stars.
See The Light(?): The Martin Scorcese Rolling Stones concert film!!! YES!!! 10 out of 10 stars! I haven’t seen it (cardiologist said my heart probably couldn’t
handle how rockin’ it is), but I mean, come on: SCORCESE. THE STONES. Together at last, making history and JAMMING LIKE CRAAAZY! This is like Michelangelo making
a documentary about the Mona Lisa. . . we are talking about the masters of the game here. Baby boomers have given us so much. . . could this be their final gift???
“Start me up, you make a grown man cry!”
Young @ Heart: Nice documentary about senior citizens singing crazy rock music. 6 out of 10 stars. “Hey, is that John McCain?” LOL.