Glad to see Rudy’s back in the mix, making robocalls for John McCain!

I almost forgot about America’s Mayor . . . a true hero . . . not afraid to “take the fight to the enemy” . . . a brave man, a family man . . . also, just a plain ol’ nice guy . . . who can forget his sneering contempt for community organizers at the RNC . . . was that a pinnacle of contemporary American political discourse? YES. . .

LOL, I remember watching C-Span one day and they had a live feed from a Rudy campaign stop in Florida during the primary . . . he bounded off the bus and into the adoring crowd of at least fifteen people . . . LOL, he started talking about a mission to Mars and the crowd went wild . . . so wild, I think maybe nine of them clapped . . . I almost felt sorry for him . . . then I remembered my policy of not feeling sorry for world-class assholes, no exceptions . . .

THE STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS IS BACK!!!!

I think we just made history, guys: I typed “LOL” about something that ACTUALLY MADE ME LOL!

It is my pleasure to post this video of McCain supporters acting with integrity.

(I saw the video here.)

Really listen this time.

When I resume my live broadcast, remind me to tell you about last Friday, when I visited MoMA (yes, the famous museum) to give a lecture to teenagers about my comics . . . and then led a workshop where we all made comics.

LOL, did I open Pandora’s Box very much with that one?!?

Now that we all have McCain/Palin rally fever, let’s post this again:

My new favorite web page:

AFRICAN-AMERICANS FOR McCAIN PALIN 2008:

Welcome to the African Americans for McCain homepage. We are African Americans that believe good government is based upon the individual and that each person’s ability, dignity, freedom, and responsibility must be honored and recognized. We believe that John McCain is the best candidate to move this country forward and preserve the dignity of our democracy.

(My emphasis, because — LOL, they should have gone to this nice rally!)

LOL, on a personal note, I was canvassing in PA on Saturday and two members of our group got assaulted by a McCain / Palin supporter, LOL nice people you got supporting you, McCain! LOL, they are certainly taking a “maverick” attitude towards society’s prohibition against assault. (This is true, even thought I’m using my famous LOL’s.)

So what did our team members do?

They cried “boo-hoo” and turned tail and went home — NOT.

THEY CANVASSED HARDER THAN EVER.

LOL, SEE, WE’RE FROM NEW YORK.

WE DON’T PUNK OUT.

WE BRING IT.

How’s your day going? I assume mine is going GREAT.

From John McCain’s web site:

There is no greater nobility than to sacrifice for a great cause and no cause greater than protection of human dignity. Decency, human compassion, self-sacrifice and the defense of innocent life are at the core of John McCain’s value system and will be the guiding principles of a McCain Presidency.

Here’s a video about a McCain supporter living out those values. Even though I’m not supporting McCain, I have to say, it made me feel good . . . reminds of that book, “Chicken Soup For The Soul”:

From the youtube comments:

This is pure non-sense from the Zionist Jew run media. They capitalize on some nobody citizens’ holloween decoration in the middle of NOwhere. Yet, suppress any news coverage of the Racist Black Nationalist movement that is trying to take over America. The HATE speeches of Rev Wright? Lius Farrakhan, Malik Shabazz, Al Sharpton and millions of their followers VS a holloween costume?? What a absolute scam. And you ppl eat it RIGHT up.

LOL, how did he uncover the secret conspiracy between Louis Farrakhan and the Zionists? I thought they did a good job hiding their secret love relationship from everyone.

Also, when the video started, didn’t you think you were watching a broadcast from circa 1992, and weren’t you like, “How did they know to hate Obama way back in ’92?”

Whasssup?

Checkin’ out these hot vids of proud Americans . . . seem like nice folks, I’m sure McCain would love to be locked in a room with them for a few hours . . . LOL, they look ready to lead America into the postindustrial, internationalized 21st Century . . . LOL, didn’t they read “The World Is Flat?” . . . LOL, “Winners Incorporated,” didn’t realize you were holding your annual meeting outside the rally . . .

Good morning! I will be away from my computer for the next 24 hours because I’m traveling to Princeton to give a free reading this evening and then guest-teach a class tomorrow morning because I am so famous even the most distinguished professors with the biggest elbow patches are trembling.

But don’t worry, I have programmed my computer to blog automatically in my absence.

Enjoy all the preprogrammed posts headed your way!

Also, if you live in Princeton, please attend tonight and give me a high-five and b.f.c.o.m.b.*:

DAVID REES LIVE
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122 Nassau Street
Princeton, NJ
5:30 PM
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