This is me, twenty-four hours from now:

Seriously, guys: HAVE WE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE? Bush withdrawal may be more painful than I anticipated.

This time tomorrow, George W. Bush won’t be president.

“Executive hubris”

“Imperial overreach”

“Epic incompetence”

“Preternatural ebullience”

“Fathomless lack of curiosity”

“Disdain for empirical reality”

“Most fiscally incontinent (!!!) of presidents”

“Terribly wrong”

Thanks to everyone who sent this video.

Beacon, NY resident Pete Seeger, age 89, destroys everyone within goosebump-distance.

One thing:

(3:37.) ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME.

“Nobody living /
can ever stop me /
as I go walking /
on freedom highway.”

Pete Seeger? He’s pretty stoppable. LOL, umm . . . yeah, you’re gonna be stoppin’ him. “Nobody living can ever stop me.” I gotta give Pete Seeger infinity weepy LOLs, because does he kill that lyric very hard? LOL, the man is eighty-nine years old and he makes Ghostface Killah sound like Pee-wee Herman.

Eighty-nine years old . . . still keeping EVERYONE on notice.

From a flyer I designed for an Obama fundraiser, when we hoped Pete would be able to perform:

Amid all the LOL’s we’re having about Thomas Friedman’s house, let’s not forget he also advocated t*rrorism against Palestinians.

What can I say? LOL.

LOL, “Hot, Flat and Crowded.”

By the way, LOL, does Glenn Greenwald update his columns very much?

UPDATE I: Still LOL’ing about how Greenwald never updates his columns.

UPDATE II: Man, maybe Greenwald should consider adding updates to his columns sometimes.

UPDATE III: LOL, like if a reader chimes in on something Greenwald has written, he could incorporate his response into his column, as an update. Too crazy?

UPDATE IV: Naw, he should try it.

MNFTIU reader SD raises an important — AND UNSETTLING — point about that photo of Thomas Friedman’s house . . .

. . . (L)ess concerning than the size of Freidman’s house is the fact that nothing on his property casts a shadow. LOL, how many house servants does it take to eliminate all shadows on your property?

Hmm . . . any ideas, guys? Are the Friedmans employing an army of shadow-scrubbers? It makes sense to me. After all, Mr. Friedman is famous for his sunny outlook . . . he’s always looking on the bright side of life/invasions . . . it would be embarrassing if someone came to his house and noticed a bunch of shadows lying around . . . unseemly . . .