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Friend Requests Accepted

Just accepted my next round of social-venture-capital funding (ie Facebook friend requests) … accepting friends left and right … current projections show 100 Facebook friends by end of week … incredible growth … explosive … let’s do this … Facebook 2010, the future is now …

I Joined Facebook!!!

My first official internet-related act of the new decade was to JOIN FACEBOOK! I am freakin’ SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS!

I was always one of those people who was like, “Naw, I’ll never join Facebook … it’ll probably go bankrupt in 6 months and then it’ll be abandoned …” but now I realize: Facebooks aren’t going anywhere. Everyone loves their Facebooks.

So now I am the proud owner/administrator of a Facebook page called “David Rees” (named after me). I am accepting ALL FRIEND REQUESTS FOR THIS WEEK ONLY. 10% DISCOUNT IF YOU USE CODE “MNFTIU.”

You can see it all here– on FACEBOOK!

(I’m still not totally sure how it works … it might be that you can’t see anything because you’re not listed in the computer as my friend. But if you want to be my computer-friend, send a request and I’ll honor it within 30 minutes or your next request is free.)

Top Ten Catchphrases Of The Decade

From “Whaddya know?” to “Ya don’t say,” the 2000s will be remembered as the decade when catchphrases were king.

Here are the TOP TEN CATCHPHRASES OF THE DECADE:

10. Ya don’t say!
9. Are you for real?
8. If something does or doesn’t happen, the terrorists will win!
7. I’ll believe it when I see it!
6. Fuhgeddaboutit!
5. No way!
4. TIE: You gotta be kiddin’ me!/Pimpin’ ain’t easy!
3. Tell me about it!
2. Did you like that movie or what?
1. It’s all good!

FRIDAY FACE-OFFS! YEAR-END EDITION BEGINS NOW!!!

Guys, let’s be honest: As much as I liked updating my blog this year, on the whole 2009 totally sucked.

That’s why Friday Face-Offs is coming out of retirement for a year-end spectacular!!!

***FRIDAY FACE-OFFS!***

This week’s Friday Face-Off is “This Year” by the Mountain Goats. Watch the original here:

First contestant up next! Let’s end the year right! Friday Face-Offs!!!

Top Eight Years Of The Decade

This is the list you’ve been waiting for! Below are the TOP EIGHT YEARS OF THE 2000s:

8. 2009
7. 2001
6. TIE: 2000/2004
5. 2003
4. 2002
3. 2006
2. TIE: 2007/2008
1. 2005

EXCLUSIVE: Top Ten Dreams Of The Decade

MNFTIU.CC EXCLUSIVE! Nobody else has this list. The 2000s were a decade of dreams. Scientists who study dreams, known as dreamologists, say that this decade saw more dreams than any other decade in human history.

Here is the definitive list of the TOP TEN DREAMS OF THE DECADE ACCORDING TO SCIENTISTS:

10. Flying
9. In school with no pants
8. Car won’t start/stop
7. Yelling at Mom but she’s also somebody else
6. TIE: Osama bin Laden laughing / Everyone has the same color hair
5. Misc. cute animals
4. Teeth falling out
3. Toilet exploding
2. TIE: Trying to read weird magazine / Shirt too tight
1. Current events

Top Ten Foods Of The Decade

Someday, when people talk about the 2000s, they’ll talk about all the great food we ate.

From ice cream to chicken fingers, we ate it all.

Here is the definitive list of the TOP TEN FOODS OF THE DECADE:

10. Ice cream
9. Spinach
8. Ethnic food
7. Potatoes
6. Freedom fries
5. Soup
4. Tomatoes
3. Beans
2. Spaghetti
1. Chicken fingers

Top Ten Video Games Of The Decade

From Sonic the Hedgehog to Wii Tennis, the 2000s will forever be remembered as the decade when everyone was playing video games.

Here are my picks for the TOP 10 VIDEO GAMES OF THE DECADE:

10. Fighting games
9. Flying games
8. Maze games
7. Phone games
6. Cute creature games
5. M.M.P.O.R.P.G. games (“Massive Multi-Player Online Role-Playing Game” games)
4. Puzzle games
3. First-person shooter games
2. Typing/Word games
1. Imitation sports

Top Ten Celebrities Of The Decade

The 2000s were a unique decade for celebrities. From reality television to sex scandals to political controversy, we saw celebrities at their best– and worst.

Here is the definitive list of the most intriguing celebrities of the decade:

10. Actors
9. Politicians
8. International authors
7. Pop stars (female)
6. Religious leaders
5. Athletes (male)
4. Children who do strange things
3. TIE: Athletes (female) / Pop stars (male)
2. Reality show people
1. Actresses