Classic Iron Maiden riffage. (Seriously, I think I’m getting into Iron Maiden for real: “You take my life but I’ll take yours too”? How does that even work?)

I could see pairing this song with a nice, full-bodied Malbec … maybe Gozzo’s 2007 organic vintage ($14.99). From the wine-store owner’s description: “(This wine) will go with just about anything hearty, from braised sauteed pork chops to braised beef …” to a classic Iron Maiden jam called The Trooper!!!

Come on by the wine store, let’s make this happen.