This is it, folks: The final best-of list of the year. The is the one you’ve all been waiting for. The argument settler. The industry standard. The reason they hate us. The Nobel Prize winner for “Best List.” The top dog. The Legend of Zelda of lists. The one for the history books.
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s my pleasure to announce …
THE TOP TEN CARS AND TRUCKS OF 2010:
#10: Big trucks
#9: Foreign sedans
#8: Station wagons
#7: Brand-new cars
#5: Parallel parking
#4: Big bumpers
#3: Fords and Lincoln-Mercuries
#2: Corn guzzlers
#1: Used cars
And that’s that. Thank you very much for your continued support of LISTS! I have exhausted myself with list-making, so I’m going to the Caribbean for a week. I will look forward to talking to you when I return. Happy New Year from all your friends at mnftiu.cc.