Oh my dear, dear mnftiu reader: You thought I’d forgotten about Friday Face-Offs, didn’t you?
You thought I’d gone all “Joe Hollywood Pencil-Sharpener?” Please.
You thought all I could do was liveblog “Minute To Win It” and “Frogs?” Don’t make me laugh.
Welcome to the 23rd installment of the greatest thing on the internet since computers.
It’s been too long, so let’s get to it. There’s no time for pussy-footing around. It’s Friday, so let’s Friday-Face-Off our fucking faces off.
This week’s song is “Dynamite” by Taio Cruz. Watch the original video here:
I love this song. If it was more mindless, it’d bill your HMO for the lobotomy. And in honor of this song … for this one day only … I’m wearing all my favorite brands.
“Y’all know me!”
First contestant is up next! You do remember how awesome FFO is, right? BUCKLE UP.