Let the media deluge begin … Details goes down in history as the first media outlet to write about artisanal pencil sharpening. Their Pulitzer is in the bag!

1. What’s your artistic process like?

“Some people ask me, ‘Are you going to have an electric sharpener and just shove pencils in it all day, like a factory?’ No. The whole point is that I’m going to have an authentic, honest-to-God encounter with your pencil. I’m not going to be absentminded. I want to get these things fucking sharp as shit. And when you get it back, you’re like, ‘Whoa. It’s actually vaguely menacing how sharp this thing is.'”

Paypal me $15 and I’ll sharpen and ship you a pencil. LET’S GET SHARP