Blog reader, internet entrepreneur, and almanac enthusiast JK sends along a video he found. Please wrap your face in aluminum foil before watching, or else when your face melts it’ll drip all over your keyboard and you won’t be able to type without getting melted face on your fingertips, and then people will call you “Mr. Finger-Face,” and when they take your fingerprints they’ll see your melted eyes staring up at them.

Holy shit, does he kill it very hard re: 2008 Almanac? (1:08) “I got it after it came out … about a day after it came out.”

JK notes: “My collection destroys this guy’s, BTW.”

Oh yeah? PROVE IT. Post a video of your collection or STFU. Big dogs only. Poor Richard’s, represent.