Black Gold Hunters

My friend sent me this amazing video about how exciting it is to drill for oil. 

“We were born to be black gold hunters!”

Another great lyric: “Heavy metal Christmas tree.” I bet that’s about how trees turn into oil or something.

Why doesn’t ExxonMobil produce videos like this? I would totally dance around on an oil rig while some guy in a burgundy leather jumpsuit sang about petroleum deposits!