Everyone’s talking about Iran this week, and whether Ahmadinejad’s crew is monkey-wrenching the internet.

I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS STORY.

Just now, like, thirty seconds ago, I was using SAFARI INTERNET BROWSER to look at Mitt Romney’s web site. (I was really enjoying the user comments re: Romney’s recent speech at the Heritage Foundation, because those comments reflected a worldview and sensibility that is identical to mine in every respect.)

Anyway, no sooner had I read an insightful comment about Obama’s pledge to dismantle the United States military, than… MY BROWSER CRASHED.

And Safari never crashes.

CYBERWARFARE CONFIRMED.

Mitt Romney in cahoots with Ahmadinejad???

No matter; I will fight on. The truth will prevail. I will enter the essay contest, even if I have to submit my essay via fax/carrier-pigeon hybrid.

Know hope.