Everyone’s talking about Iran this week, and whether Ahmadinejad’s crew is monkey-wrenching the internet.
I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS STORY.
Just now, like, thirty seconds ago, I was using SAFARI INTERNET BROWSER to look at Mitt Romney’s web site. (I was really enjoying the user comments re: Romney’s recent speech at the Heritage Foundation, because those comments reflected a worldview and sensibility that is identical to mine in every respect.)
Anyway, no sooner had I read an insightful comment about Obama’s pledge to dismantle the United States military, than… MY BROWSER CRASHED.
And Safari never crashes.
Mitt Romney in cahoots with Ahmadinejad???
No matter; I will fight on. The truth will prevail. I will enter the essay contest, even if I have to submit my essay via fax/carrier-pigeon hybrid.