I just got an email that freaked me out because I assumed it was about my laptop fundraiser.

Subject: “YOUR MONEY – FUNDING GENOCIDE?”

I had a flash of horror about having to return all the PayPal donations because PayPal was killing Kurds or something.

Then I realized it was from the Save Darfur Coalition. Turns out Vanguard Mutual Funds just increased their shares of some crappy Chinese petroleum company that gives money to Bashir.

So keep those donations coming; I guarantee none of your money will be used to fund genocide.

THANK YOU