Here’s my to-do list:

1. Brush up on my programming (C++, Java, Pascal, Kindle, Visual Basic, etc.)
2. Post some thoughts to my twitter group
3. Teach myself how to play Tetris using old pieces of toast so I can start a company called “Video Games Breakfast LIVE!!!” where people come to your house and recreate classic video games using toast, eggs, and juice
4. Find myself on google maps and wave to myself so that whenever I need a pick-me-up, I can click on google maps and find myself waving to myself in space
5. Trick someone into buying me a laptop computer so I can live-blog the entire SXSW conference without having to ship my desktop computer all the way to Texas
6. Buy toothpaste, so I don’t have “internet breath”