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Chaos at the Rod Blagojevich Hair Superstore!!! Everyone’s trying to grab a handful of the incredible substance . . . MIT prof mentioned below is waving $100 bills, screaming: “YOU FOOLS DON’T UNDERSTAND, THIS HAIR MAY HOLD THE SECRET TO TIME TRAVEL, I NEED ALL OF IT!!!” . . . kindly old grandmother just whacked him with her purse: “Let go of my hair!” . . . LOL, I think she means “my Blagojevich hair,” looks like she’s got about 2-3 pounds in her purse . . . one desperate-looking lady just said, “I want to rub it (the hair) against my wallet, it will give good fortune, I just drove all the way from Sarasota, please let me rub against the magical hair. . .” Never seen action like this . . . follow me on Twitter for further updates . . . LOL, Twitter, yeah right! I’M ALL UP IN SOME HAIR, I GOT NO TIME FOR NO TWITTER.