Live Update From The Rod Blagojevich Hair Superstore

. . . things are chaotic here . . . shoppers going crazy for the great bargains available on this incredible hair . . . so dark, so rich . . . overheard: “Can you dip strawberries in it?” . . . seems to actively absorb sunlight . . . rumor is, the chair of a major Ivy League physics department is scrambling to buy up ALL AVAILABLE BLAGOJEVICH HAIR for study . . . this is definitely the “hair to have” this holiday season . . . I’ll post more, first I gotta grab some of this INCREDIBLE HAIR!!!