Yes, yes, I am a fiend for hats. I usually wear PAUL SMITH RUMPLED SPIRIT FEDORAS ($850), though I have been known to sport the infamous PRADA ULTRA-SOMBRERO WITH WI-FI BRIM ($2,100).

If I had $150K, I’d probably invest in some of the newer models like TONY HAWK’S SKATEBOARD CAP WITH BUILT-IN SKATEBOARD HELMET ATTACHED TO THE CAP ($900).