A European reader (yes, this blog is read worldwide, yes this is the hottest new blog, yes the E.U. is knighting me and bestowing the Order Of Super-Bloggers upon me) writes in about last week’s Friday Face-Off Runner Up:

She is so expressive in her eyes — it is as if she was on the horrible show ‘America’s Next Top Model’ and Tyra Banks told her to smile with her eyes. But this lady took it a thousand times farther and expressed her contempt and rage through her eyes. Amazing. I can’t stop watching.

“Friday Face-Offs: I Can’t Stop Watching.”