Wait, how big is the bailout? At first I thought it was a trillion dollars, but now I think it might be a billion dollars (I don’t think “trillion” is a real number, I’ve always been skeptical). . . or is it just a million dollars?
LOL, what if it was a million dollar bailout? That would be my favorite bailout of all time.
Let’s all call our representatives and demand the bailout be limited to one million dollars.