Alive and well! LOL!

From a letter a bunch of rich people sent to Nancy Pelosi:

We have been strong supporters of the DCCC. We therefore urge you to clarify your position on super-delegates and reflect in your comments a more open view to the optional independent actions of each of the delegates at the National Convention in August (i.e., where they all totally vote for Hillary Clinton. —ed.). We appreciate your activities in support of the Democratic Party and your leadership role in the Party and hope you will be responsive to some of your major enthusiastic supporters.

(My emphasis.)

LOL, how “Major” and “Enthusiastic” can these people be? There’s not a single exclamation point in the whole letter!!!

What, you can’t afford exclamation points? No, that can’t be true; after all, you’re totally rich. . . isn’t that the whole point of the letter, to remind Pelosi of that fact? LOL.

Was the letter printed on special gold stationery made out of real gold, LOL? Are you so rich that you only use diamond-encrusted LOL’s?

(I’m still not sure I’ve got the hang of “LOL.”)