What happens when you reflect. . . UPON A REFLECTION?

Of the nine “experts on military and foreign affairs” that the New York Times invited to participate in its “most reflective reflect-off” contest, three are associated with something called the American Enterprise Institute.

Do you supposed that’s a mirror manufacturing company or something?

After all, what could be a more American enterprise than building mirrors?

I went on YouTube hoping to find some footage of the company making hand mirrors, or full-length mirrors, or even some of those tiny mirrors that models snort cocaine off of, but all I found were videos of flabby old men screaming “THEY’RE GONNA KILL US.”

Very curious. . . perhaps I’m gazing into the wrong looking-glass. . .

I shall have to add that possibility to my reflections. . .