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"OWN A PIECE OF HISTORY"

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO OWN A PIECE OF COMICS HISTORY! Below are the first RELATIONSHAPES comics ever made. These are the original first drafts of the hottest geometry-based comic for women.

  • Did you think Y2K was hot? THIS IS EVEN MORE HOT!

  • These one-of-a-kind, un-reproducible historical artifacts are available to the private collector for the first time. Priced to move at $5,000 per unit, or priced as marked.

  • Black & White versions cost $7,500 per unit (they're more expensive because I have to adjust the colors to make them look black and white, and then I also have to perform a "psychological goodbye ceremony" with my past).

This is the ultimate bargain for all comics collectors! What, you seriously don't want to win the McGRATH MEMORIAL COMICS-COLLECTING PRIZE for

MOST RARE, MOST INTENSE ORIGINAL COMIC ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS???

Of course you do!

So give me a call at my studio: 1-888-SHAPES

(50% discount for a Museum of Modern Art or a Guggenheim Museum. All sales handled by Jim Douglas Fine Art Sales)
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PRICE FOR YOU: $4,000 (number 1 of 1)


PRICE FOR YOU: $6,500 (number 2 of 2)


PRICE FOR YOU: $12,000 (frankly, probably the best comic ever made)

TESTIMONIALS:

"If you are a comics collector, you must own one of these original RELATIONSHAPES comics. These are the Superman comics of tomorrow, especially for the woman of today. Highly recommended with an AAA+ rating."
—Consumer's Digest of Art

"These comics are truly collectors' items. Some of the shapes are beyond anything our supercomputers could develop. And the emotional truths expressed are... extremely powerful."
—Dr. Jones, M.I.T. Super-Geometry Lab

"These orginal (RELATIONSHAPES) comics are some of the... finest investment options on the market today. They will fucking destroy Thomas Kinkade paintings in terms of resale value."
—Savvy Markets Investor Magazine

"(RELATIONSHAPES comics) are a more important cultural artifact than Thomas Jefferson's home called Monticello."
—E! Entertainment Television (Website edition, "Top 100 Great Comics to Buy the Originals Of")

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