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YO! Cosmopolitan, Redbook, and Teen People magazines!!! Listen up! "Relationshapes" could be just the thing your magazine needs to make its circulation SKYROCKET. It is available for IMMEDIATE PUBLICATION at a discounted rate:

  • Full color comics cost $2,500 per unit.

  • Black & White versions cost $2,750 per unit (they're more expensive because I have to adjust the colors to make them look black and white).

This is a mad bargain for all you magazine editors! What, you don't want to win a PULITZER PRIZE for

BEST COMIC ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS???

Of course you do!

So give me a call at 1-888-SHAPES
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Also, may I please share my feelings with you? I would love to sell RELATIONSHAPES to a Hollywood studio for at least $750,000.

"Wow, that's a lot of money! Do you really think someone would pay it?"

Hmm... let's see: The purpose of Hollywood is to make money; Women have a lot of money; RELATIONSHAPES is the hottest new comic for women...

COGITO ERGO! IT JUST ADDS UP!

Why do I think RELATIONSHAPES could be the greatest movie ever? Oh, don't know, maybe because...

  • Can you say, "The next When Harry Met Sally, featuring all of the hottest new shapes in geometry?"

  • Can you say, "The WARMTH of Terms of Endearment meets the INTENSITY of mo-mo-motherfuckin' TRAPEZOIDS?"

  • And can you say, "The Lifetime Channel is ours for the taking???"

  • Yeah, Mr. Hollywood Movie-Executive, I thought you could say all those things! :)

    So call the Relationshapes Hollywood Hotline at 1-800-PIXAR-CALL-ME

    • OK, enough of me talking about my feelings, let's get on with the show!



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