Long-time readers will be familiar with my Guy Fieri obsession.

Mama mia, this is an amazing article about Guy Fieri:

“Guy will say whatever he needs to say to prop up his image of Guy as a really nice guy.”

Read it and weep onion rings!

Today is the tenth anniversary of Get Your War On!

Remember the good times here.

New York City friends: Take a break from occupying Wall Street to occupy Lollygaggin’ tonight! We have a bunch of wonderful guests including John Hodgman, Todd Hanson, and Kate Berlant! And it only costs $5.

I wrote the definitive essay about this vexing question.

It’s here. I kinda went a little crazy.

Last week’s recap of Burgh Bleggher is here.

To avoid a quarrel is a setback for sin, for it is a hot temper that kindles quarrels.
A sinner sows trouble between friends and spreads scandal where before there was peace.
A fire is kept hot by stoking and a quarrel by persistence. A man’s rage is in proportion to his strength, and his anger in proportion to his wealth.
A hasty argument kindles a fire, and a hasty quarrel leads to bloodshed.

Blow on a spark to make it glow, or spit on it to put it out; both results come from the one mouth.

–Ecclesiasticus 28: 8-12

Remember when I got obsessed with my restaurant concept KALE CITY back when I was recapping America’s Next Great Restaurant?

It’s one step closer to reality!

Mike Houston of CannonballPress.com even made a special print:

You can buy it exclusively at KaleCity.com!

Forgot to post last week’s recap of Big Brother, the amazing television program.

This one features the ZINGBOT.

Here it is: HERE!

Please come to my comedy show! Thanks.