I’ll write more soon, but I must thank everyone who came out to the events at St. Lawrence, Richmond, and D.C.

OMG, LOL were we laughing very hard at the D.C. reading when we got into TPM and JMM during the Q&A?

Guys, I really must ask: Is it my destiny to perform a one-man show (off-Broadway) about my TPM obsession? Would that be a big hit with guaranteed NYT coverage???

“David Rees in: Talking Points My-mo”

“David Rees in: Talking About Talking Points Memo”

“David Rees in: Spam-TPM-A-Lot”

OK, more soon. Blessings upon you all!!!!!

Wonkette.com is one of the hottest blogs (which, like all other blogs, will be destroyed by my blog). I begged them to interview me in advance of my D.C. reading this Sunday, and they did!

Wonkette: If not for 9/11 and Bush/Cheney and everything, you might just be just another laid-off magazine assistant editor or something, now. Do you have any words of thanks for the Bush Administration?

David Rees: Yes, in fact I just wrote them a poem in Old English:

“THANK YEE MOSTE KINDLY”

To my dearre prefident Bushe /
whose most excelyent presiduncery hath provided mee
withe incomme (tho meagre) in thif betroubbled economie /
and whofe brillyance hath burnned its way into my soul /
and whofe leaddershippe hath made our greatte nation whole /
and whofe tenacity hath conquerred al-Qaedda moste wiccked
I want to give yee thif bouquet of flowyers I piccked /
fertilized by the corpses of Iraqi children.

 You can read the interview here.

Loyal
Intelligent
Energetic
Brave
Egoless
Rapid
Moral
American
Nymphomaniac

I am kicking ass!!!

Finally! I achieved my one media goal in life: I WAS INTERVIEWED BY BILL SCHER ON HIS RADIO SHOW!!!

You can listen here.

Thank you, Bill Scher!

If you haven’t heard of Bill Scher, you are hereby put on notice! This dude is a political genius! (Except for when he told me John Kerry would win in 2004, LOL, not so nice.)

Umm . . . I was kinda hoping to set the internet on fire with my blog.

I guess I’ll have to scale back my ambitions, LOL.

LOL, NO SURRENDER! I’LL REDOUBLE MY EFFORTS TO DESTROY ALL OTHER BLOGS!!!