Anybody see that Lars Von Trier movie called “Anti-Christ?” (I think it’s a children’s movie or something?)

Anyway, apparently at one point in that movie — right before things go completely buck-wild, a fox pops his head up and looks at the camera and says, “Time to go crazy!!!”

Well, that’s about where we’re at right now in the store … bottles flying off shelves … people LOVING this Spanish white wine … and the California red wine … it’s on, it’s on, the party is on …

Buy that wine …

I’m working in the wine shop with T., a brilliant grad from the Culinary Institute of America who knows A LOT about wine. He’s like 20 years younger than me. He was looking at my comedy show flyer (scroll down to see it) and he just delivered his verdict: “Epic fail.”

LOL, “color me humbled.”

Next flyer? Nothin’ but helvetica. GET READY.

“When You Were Young” by the Killers banging’ on wine-shop Pandora internet radio???

“Fuhgeddaboutit,” we’re ON FIRE right now.

I’m about to get a goosebump up in this motherfucker and I’m not even joking.

I sometimes call white wine “the other wine,” because it’s not red wine, which is what I consider “the real wine.”

But they have a nice white wine open right now for tasting … as soon as I get a minute I’ll go copy down the info and post it online, here, on this web site, so you can see it.

You guys know about this wine? It’s a white wine. I just sold two bottles of it. “Now you know.”

It’s on, I’m in the shop. Holy toe-lee-dough this California Cabernet is SMOKING. “Who says you can’t make wine in California?” Come by and grab a bottle of this Wyatt Cab … it’s nice.

Big show tomorrow night! Anyone who travels 5+ hours to attend GETS IN FREE.

I’ll be liveblogging from the wine shop starting around noon EST. “Yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus.”

In honor of tax week, I’ve applied for an extension for this week’s Friday Face-Offs. It’ll be back next week.

I’ve been scouring the internet for my pope research. Man, there are like over 100 facts about the pope!

Apparently he lives in his own special city in Rome, called “Vacation City.”

He wears a white dress and holds a scepter.

He can speak English like normal people, but he can also speak Latin (Bible-language the ancient gods spoke) and German (the language of love).

As soon as I find more pope facts, I’ll post them here.