Don’t worry, no need to call the Beacon Fire Deparment, it’s not literally on fire.

But I just had three back-to-back transactions. Let me catch my breath and tell you about them …

First, a man bought so many bottles, he qualified for a discount. I put all his bottles in a big box and then he went on his merry way!

No sooner had he left then two women approached the counter with their bottles! You know how it goes: “No rest for the wicked,” and all that, so instead of resting on my laurels, I immediately swung into action and provided superior customer service by scanning their bottles and telling them the price and then selling the bottles to them and processing their credit cards with a flick of the wrist!

And now, if you’ll forgive me, I’m going to rest for a minute … gotta prepare for the evening rush …