Another Beautiful Thing That Just Happened

My mom just returned from doing Altar Guild at the church.

MOM: “I have all sorts of juicy gossip.”
DAD: “What? Goosey gopple?
MOM: “Put your hearing aid in.”

When should I tell my parents that I’m moving back in with them??? We’re gonna get a TV deal, I just know it. “Goosey Gopple.” Japanese noise-core band-name-generate much?