I got into the pencil sharpening business for two reasons:

1. I like sharpening pencils
2. I like making people happy

Check out this amazing customer testimonial:

Let’s face it, we’re not trained to sharpen our own pencils…

YET WE DO IT ALL THE TIME!

Why not leave it to the experts?

All you have to do is send your #2 pencils to Mr. Rees and for $12.50 a piece he’ll sharpen them to a precision graded point.

What’s that? You say you think that $12.50 sounds kind of expensive?

But is it REALLY?

Each pencil that Mr. Rees receives gets his PERSONALIZED attention and is sharpened in the old-world tradition that pencils were meant to be sharpened in.

Please, if you’re on the fence about whether to order one of my super-sharp pencils, read the whole thing.

Then send me $40 via PayPal and I’ll send you a pencil, a certificate of sharpness, and a limited edition print!