Rare Weekend Update Torn From The Headlines Of My Life

I was sitting on a stoop in the East Village last night when three semi-weirdos tumbled out of a yellow cab. My friend ID’d them as “Three As Four,” which is like the hottest design team in all of fashion! ARGGGH why didn’t I have any pencil-samples to give them? I coulda been in their next runway show in Milan or Paris!

My friend said they design “pants and bags” — guys, I LOVE pants!