Artisanal Pencil Sharpening Business

I’ve been having so much sharpening #2 pencils at my U.S. Census training, I’ve decided to open a mail-order artisanal pencil-sharpening business.

Basically you’ll mail me your unsharpened #2 pencils and I will hand-sharpen them and mail them back to you. This service won’t be cheap, because each pencil will receive my undivided attention.

More details soon … for now, let me just say I really enjoy being a total genius!